In the Spirit of the Holidays, an Ode to Alex Frolov
by Jim Schmiedeberg on Dec 7, 2010 5:36 PM EST
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PrintAfter all the talk about Frolov's Russian interview, I thought the best way to handle the situation would be to goof on him, so here goes; Just try and get this out of your head once you sing it to yourself:
To the tune of "Let it Snow":
Oh your play’s been nothing but frightful
But your comments were so insightful
I’ve had just about enough of you, bro
Time to go, Alex Fro, Alex Fro!
All your wraparounds goalies are stopping
While my blood pressure it just keeps on hopping
Your goal total’s way too low
Time to go, Alex Fro, Alex Fro!
When you finally become a Whale
How you’ll hate all those lousy bus rides
Now your Heritage jersey’s on sale
Only Ninteen Ninety Fi---ive!
Your career is slowly dying
Soon the KHL you will be trying
I’d trade you for a good cup of joe
Time to go, Alex Fro, Alex Fro!
Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio eat your heart out.
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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Dec 7, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
This is glorious
Third stanza especially. $19.95 would make his jersey less expensive than an MSG soda
"Mes que un club"
-Ahmad Bradshaw is undoubtedly a psychic genius.
by Scratch and Snif on Dec 7, 2010 6:12 PM EST reply actions
*wipes away a single tear*
That was beautiful. GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!
And not once did you use the phrase ‘blow’, now THAT is impressive.
"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
you literally just gave me a whole new way to procrastinate for finals next week lol…
so many possibilities:
Frolov the Russian Ranger, had a useless wrap-around, and if you ever saw it, you would say he’s Hartford-bound…
or
Dashing down the ice, an odd man rush what fun, puck goes to Frolov, he passes to no one…
"There are a few things with the New York Yankees that never change. That's pride, it's tradition, and most of all we have the greatest fans in the world" - Derek Jeter
"Manning... lobs it... Burress, alone... TOUCHDOWN NEW YORK"
"Hit him with your purse Poti!" - my first memories of Madison Square Garden
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Dec 7, 2010 7:23 PM EST reply actions
great song made me laugh lol
but I hate this dirtbag, if he was on fire, I would drink gasoline and piss on him
December 7th 2010, the day Alexander Sasha Frolov died to me
actually this is good for EC in my book
he was my most hated Ranger after his comments, now Frolov is
I love when guys I really never liked talk to reporters, keep it up guys
who’s next? hmmmmmmmmm Rosival?
by Archie Barberio on Dec 7, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
For what it's worth...
(and I doubt very much) Frolov told Andrew Gross after being asked if he’s liking New York; “Yeah, I am..he asked me about a trade. I said I never think about it. I’ve never asked for a trade. I didn’t discuss it with Torts. I guess he was trying to make up a story or to find something.” This is why I usually take any interview done in another language by foreign press with an enormous grain of salt.
Genius!!!
I myself am a master of song parodies and I tell ya………THAT WAS DAMN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
How?? You may ask............
Though years of training and apprenticing amongst 300 or so others that all thought they were Don Rickles.
by I hate people on Dec 7, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
lol
if his jersey costed $19.95 id buy it! but other than that this is hilarious!
did anyone read this??
http://www.prosportsdaily.com/articles/thin-trade-market-for-sens-442069.html
Ottawa is interested in Frolov
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