A rested FL Panthers team jumps all over the tired and beat up Rangers. The lack of creative offense, no powerplay and dwindling levels of jam finally catch up and send the Rangers to the all star break with a dirty diaper of a performance. Hank gives up two softies, Staal and Del Zotto take bad penalties. Drury scores midway thru the 3rd period and in a post game tirade declares he’s ready to lead the team to the promised land and demands 1st line minutes, stating its the only way to maximize his “clutch” ability to skate, control the puck and utilize his all around playmaking ability. Also after the game Torts gives Del Zotto a one way bus ticket and tells him to keep his chin up, September will be here before he knows it. The big news hits tomorrow morning with a shocking announcement when the Rangers announce an official fan forum dedicated to the hot mothers of current and former team members… to be be named the Crusty Tube Sock Brigade. The first and only mom to ever be featured will be Momma Stepan, no surprise there.