Random Thought: Lots of people talking about stripping the "C" from Chris Drury, but I don't see what good calling him Hris Drury would do.
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Jim Schmiedeberg
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Well played.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 31, 2011 9:22 PM EST reply actions
you sir
win
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I'd mail you one
But I don’t have the money. For that, you get an icing Jim:
Now chug it or you’re not a “man”
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by Archie Barberio on Jan 31, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh ooh but if we took the A from Staal and gave it back to Vinny then he’d just be Stl and we’d all get him confused with St Louis…sorry I’m reaching I know lol
by Mr. Avery to you on Jan 31, 2011 10:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
actually itd be Stal
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by Kevin Power on Jan 31, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I know but I had to make it all the a’s or my joke wouldn’t work lol I said I was reaching…:)
by Mr. Avery to you on Jan 31, 2011 10:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions
What is this the “Pun of the Month” club?
For shame.
As punishment, you will be required to do an in-person interview.
The interviewee: John Giannone
“FROM THE SIDE!!!”
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I would thank him for wearing that suit
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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
dont forget to mention scott gomez
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot" Evgeny Nabakov on Garth Snow
In Prust We Trust
by Kevin Power on Jan 31, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Drury is called into Torts offfice, which is odd because its in the shower room today
theres a little desk and chair and Boogard naked for some reason
Drury-ughhhh whats going on here
Torts-Chris im so sorry it has come to this
Drury-WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOHNNY SACKS?
Torts-well we gotta take that C from you, its a team decision im sorry Chris
Drury-ok but why are we meeting in the shower room? and why is HE here?
Boogard-BOOGARD
Torts-yes your name is Boogard
Boogard-BOOGARD LIKE MEN TOY
Torts-well see if your a captain and you get stripped of the C, basically you get stripped of your clothing, and your manhood, and are given up as a human sexual sacrfice to Boogard here, then after he has his way with you, he will tear you from limb to limb and eat you
Chris Drury is so scared but there is nowhere to run
Drury-PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU I WILL RETIRE RIGHT NOW AND YOU GUYS KEEP ALL THE MONEY PLEASE PLEASE OR I WILL OK A TRADE PLEASE DONT DO THIS JOHNNY
Torts-im sorry Chris I really am, its too late, its gone too far, there is nothing I can do see in Boogards contract if a captain loses his status, he gets to have his way with him and then eat him, we try to offer him one human sacrifice every new moon but we’ve fallen behind, have you seen Rosival lately?
Drury-no I thought he got traded
Torts-yeah well not exactly
Boogard-BOOOGARD
Torts-ok Boogard you dumb slap of meat go at it, just make sure to clean up when your done
Drury-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Torts exits the room, ungodly screams and crys come from the shower room and Chris Drury is never seen from again
meanwhile down the locker room MDZ catches eyes with Torts, he knows his time is coming time to step his game up
fear the Boogard, he is not human
by Archie Barberio on Jan 31, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGARD
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by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Jan 31, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
also, i think the best way for drury to lose the C is for Pope Prust I to officially excommunicate him…
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
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by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Feb 1, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
L.M.F.A.O.
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Give me a little more credit than that, lol
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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Feb 1, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
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