Saturday Morning Cartoon: Drury Gallery Part 1
by Dig Deep on Feb 5, 2011 7:00 AM EST
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PrintFor those of you who didn't listen to Blueshirt Banter Radio on Wednesday (by the way everyone here should listen to Banter Radio) Jim went off on a short but hilarious rant about Chris Drury. How can we get away with scratching our captain? Jim's solution is both elegant and hilarious, "Don't call it the press box, call it the bridge." I can picture it now, during the warm-up for the Rangers next game, Jim's voice fills the Garden, "Go up to the bridge captain. Captain, you're needed on the bridge." See the 'cartoons' after the jump...
I immediately pictured Drury dressed up like the Sea Captain from the Simpsons... and an idea was born.
I present to you Part One of a small art gallery dedicated to our inadequate captain.
[NOTE: This was prepared prior to the news about Drury's injury and him being a scratch for this afternoon's game]
Sea Captain Drury.
Captain Dru-Planet.
And... Captain Clutch Crunch.
Keep an eye out for Part 2 of the Drury Gallery next Saturday! Let me know which Drury is your favorite.
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Outstanding!
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Let me know which one of these is your favorite. I’ll do a proper poll next Saturday with Part 2 and we can have a crowned champion.
My personal favorite: Sea Captain Drury.
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
Should’ve added a poll!
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by George E. Ays on Feb 5, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Sea Captain, definitely. I like it.
Does he call it Luongo underwear?
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Feb 5, 2011 9:55 AM EST reply actions
It’s the corncob pipe.
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
He just looks so freakin’ dapper. Could use a ship’s wheel in the background though, he looks like he’s hunting for the Red October.
Does he call it Luongo underwear?
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Feb 5, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Can we use the poll to seed these pics, and have our Captain Contract March Madness Bracket?
Like the sea captain alot, although, I might be dating myself but I prefer my sea capt caricatures of the Quint variety.
“Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain.”
Black eyes chief. Like a doll’s eyes.
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
Couldn't help myself
“And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.”
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
Dru does wanna be a better fisherman
“I’m not talkin about pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’. I’m talking about workin’ for a livin’. I’m talkin’ ‘bout sharkin’.”
by BuckarooClub on Feb 5, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
idk
Captain Crunch is pretty sick
but Sea Captain is the winner
by Archie Barberio on Feb 5, 2011 10:53 AM EST reply actions
come on
where are the Drury supporters
like he is our captain, SHOW THE MAN RESPECT!
how about when he scores a goal?
by Archie Barberio on Feb 5, 2011 10:53 AM EST reply actions
TO THE BRiDGE CAPTAIN!
"We play them a few more times this year"
- Brian Boyle
by John Merrigan on Feb 5, 2011 10:56 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
this is an awful situation that cant be avoided
it sucks because a guy like Drury shouldn’t have to be finding himself in this spot.
"We play them a few more times this year"
- Brian Boyle
I hate the situation, I am trying to make light of it partially because of that. I have been a big supporter of Dru and have made plenty of excuses for him. Being in the situation as the captain of the team and having most of the fanbase calling for your ‘C’ and roster spot can’t be fun. He is a class act on and off the ice, I wish this was unfolding in a much different way.
@DigDeepNYR
"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
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Drury had fluid drained from his left knee. No timetable on how long he’ll be out. He just have to stay off ice for now.
Injury is legitimate. Best wishes on a quick recovery Dru.
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
and.....
on that note as i was looking for a picture of Chris Drury….i actually accidentally typed “Christ” Drury…..anyone wanna have at that one? AH…really gonna look into getting back into photoshop myself!
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by Master Ov Brutality on Feb 5, 2011 12:41 PM EST reply actions
well
at least Christ was good at stuff and died for your sins
Drury on the other hand………………….will never die
by Archie Barberio on Feb 5, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
so
does he go up to the bridge and then jump?
by Archie Barberio on Feb 5, 2011 12:48 PM EST reply actions
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