Pulse-Pounding Pump-up Playoff Poetry
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 12, 2011 9:14 PM EDT
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PrintWhipped this up to spur us to victory, I'm no poet so laugh all you want haha
It now is time for our hopes to take wing
Here comes the Artillery, the Pope, and the King
Forth to victory, glory, and the Cup perhaps
But first we must get past those choke-happy Caps
The first step to achieving our victorious hour
Lies in those young lads, McDonagh and Sauer
Defense is key to Washington's fall
And we've got it locked down, ask Girardi and Staal
They have a swell coach, that jolly plump fella
But nothing quite like our own Tortorella
Our team has big balls, and don't forget jam
We play with good pace, according to Sam
Though pucks may break legs, they cannot break a man
Especially the Jam-Master, gutsy Mr. Callahan
We'll win it for him, our beloved Twenty-Four
Then he'll return to the ice, and unleash a loud Garden roar
And if yet again Ovie tries to get frisky
We'll beat his ass down- just ask Brandon Dubinsky
When a big goal is needed, he just might give you two
Prompting us all to shout DUBY DUBY DOOOOOOOO
To achieve the victory for which we all lust
We must follow the lead of the brilliant Pope Prust
Not only does he score, he does it shorthanded
And we got him for Higgins, what a prize to have landed
We save him for last, #1 does he rank
In all of our hearts, the stopper King Hank
How does he do it, year in and year out
In the Garden they cheer, and "HEN-RIK" they shout
So here we are, I know there's some I've ignored
But really, when's the last time Christensen scored?
And if it all goes wrong and the Rangers get outed
At least we know who to blame... DAMN YOU CAM TALBOT
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well done! Some of the lines were a little forced, but overall pretty hilarious.
I particularly liked the line about the jam and pace.
by Peter North Stars on Apr 12, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Apr 12, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
Awesome.
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dammit how could i not put that in i totally forgot lol
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 12, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
this was just beautiful…none of those fancy shmancy dudes that i was forced to read in HS can touch the eloquence of this
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot" Evgeny Nabakov on Garth Snow
In Prust We Trust
"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
haha thanks dude, robert frost got nothin on this…
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 12, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Robert who?
exactly
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot" Evgeny Nabakov on Garth Snow
In Prust We Trust
"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
by Kevin Power on Apr 12, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Haiku this shit!
It may take eighty
Some-odd games to reach the end
Of a beginning
You know where I'll be ...
YES
one hell of an emotional roller coaster ride beginning though lol
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 13, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
this was great, I loved the part about having good pace haha
Proudly suffering as a Ranger fan.
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Rangers win the series, 4 to 2
GO PACK GO -- 13 Time World Champions
Let's Go Rangers
by Plusch on Apr 12, 2011 10:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
We are the Rangers
And we’re having fun
Gonna beat the Caps, 4 to 1
And when you see Gabby in the streets
Your lips better pucker
So you can kiss his ass
Now CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKA!?!?
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by The Last Shall Become First on Apr 12, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Because of the ending I read that in a Booker T voice, and yes I had to look up his name cus I havent watched wrestling in 10+ years
GO PACK GO -- 13 Time World Champions
Let's Go Rangers
lmao yes!
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Glorious m8!
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by Scratch and Snif on Apr 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Haiku
Where is FrankieC
He loves writing Haiku
And Jared Boll
Proudly suffering as a Ranger fan.
"C'mon, vagina is my 3rd favorite hole." -Drama
lmao
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
The Awfulness of this poem can not be described
Oh what the hell, I dig the poem, I can’t lie
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The Phinsider - "As Long as we finish ahead of the Jets, the season is a success"
by The Last Shall Become First on Apr 12, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
rec it green.
absolutely genius. i am jealous of your brilliance.
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
haha thanks man, if we win perhaps i’ll write another one next series
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 13, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
tremendous job!
got my morning started with a huge laugh. worth the a read and a rec.
by #17ToTheRafters on Apr 13, 2011 4:43 AM EDT reply actions
“And we got him for Higgins, what a prize to have landed”
Best line haha! Prust on the hattie tonight?? I pray…Come on you Broadway Blues!!
by broadwayblueshirts on Apr 13, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
Hmmm Japer’s Rink adds a Playoff Carol the next morning after this…Coincidence? I think not.
GO PACK GO -- 13 Time World Champions
Let's Go Rangers
lol allow me to quote biggie: “Another amateur tryin to damage the pedigree of the B.I.G.G.I.E. you know it’s me”
nah im kidding, im not comparing myself to biggie, that’s just ludicrous, he’s the best!
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 13, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks for all the positive comments guys, i just wanted to give you guys something to laugh about i wasn’t expecting such a positive response
think of it as my way of giving back to all you crazy BSB bastards that make being ranger fan 100x more fun
sadly i’ve got that DAMN 6-9 lab again tonight so im gunna miss most of the game, ill be on the GT on my itouch though, keep me updated!
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 13, 2011 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
Wonderfully written!
Looking good!
"The winner of the Steven McDonald Extra Effort Award is Number Eight, Brandon Prust!"--Ofc. Colin McDonald, NYPD, April 7, 2011
Just saw this now. Amazing Job!!
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by Nick Montemagno on Apr 16, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
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