The 'Stache
by Dig Deep on Apr 19, 2011 7:15 PM EDT
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PrintWe all know what we witnessed Sunday afternoon. And we all know what made that puck go in with 1:39 left in the third period. No, it wasn't the deflection off of Karl Alzner or Alex Ovechkin tipping it in. It was the 'stache. Dubi's facial hair is making headlines, it is inspiring men of all ages to grow soup strainers, and it is starting a revolution. Even our superstar goaltender has been hypnotized by the messy strip of awesome that has sprouted on Dubinsky's face:
Henrik Lundqvist said he would grow a fully bushy beard "because I can" and called Dubinsky’s mustache "So bad, it’s good," saying it was one of the "uglier" mustaches he’d ever seen. -(Andrew Gross, Ranger Rants)
Join me for more after the jump...
I for one am growing out a tribute 'stache because of what the little caterpillar on Brandon Dubinsky's face did for him. Is it merely coincidence that he was all but invisible for the first two games of the postseason when the 'stache was in its infancy, but when it starts to reveal itself and take shape he scores such a huge goal? I think not. Though I have a rather pitiful mustache at the moment (think Dubinsky's Game 2 upper-lip stubble) I have noticed that I crush doorknobs whenever I grip them and that my vertical leap has increased by several inches.
We all know that Dubi's porn 'stache is... so bad that it is beautiful. But I got to thinking, how would our Alaskan forward look with some other famous mustache types? I know what you're thinking, "Oh God, Digger is going to go photoshop crazy again isn't he?" You're goddamn right I am.
Any other 'stache styles you'd like to see on Dubi? Want to add to the gallery? Feel free to do so. Wear your mustaches proud boys. Let's go Rangers.
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apparently we gotta add McCabe to the crazy Stache brigade…Caber with a Fu Manchu…(shudders)
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
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"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
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first there was the Brian Boyle “Swashbuckler” look
Then there was Brandon Dubinsky and his “Mark Spitz throw back”
Soon to come is Brian McCabe’s Fu Manchu
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/528881143_509b87b845.jpg
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
In Prust We Trust
"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
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YES!
I was going to say this about BB’s…
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"It's just pain."
This team has balls.
by Master Ov Brutality on Apr 19, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey hey hey now look down further I have had numerous things thieved from me this month by these swashbucklers here so I demand you notate that my comment below was before you posted this pic or I WILL SUE!
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 19, 2011 7:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
get the fuck out!
haha was looking for the picture when you posted that below.
notice the mere 5 minute difference in time…i didnt even get down to your comment till after
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"It's just pain."
This team has balls.
by Master Ov Brutality on Apr 19, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll take your word for it this time lol well done..great minds ya know..
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 19, 2011 7:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
YES!
Ron jeremey would be proud. Don’t let haters criticize your playoff whiskers boys. Wear them proud.
by nhl21 on Apr 19, 2011 7:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
FEAR THE STACHE
What if Dubinsky didn’t grow the stache? History will be made. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7HqyOSgZNA
What if INDEED!!
Let me know how that works out for you . . .
by SimpleManiac on Apr 20, 2011 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Fn epic
BELIEVE!
Rangers FTW!
by BleedsRangerBlue on Apr 19, 2011 7:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Haha that’s great..one editorial tho I must interject not to rain on the parade but you meant first two games of the playoffs not season..
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
meant to say “postseason” thank you sir.
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
Somethin like that lol well done once again sir
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 19, 2011 7:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh yeah and I noticed that boyle thing too I told my girl he looks like the mask from V for Vendetta
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
+1
In Prust we Trust
"It's just pain."
This team has balls.
by Master Ov Brutality on Apr 19, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I kept waiting for the Hitler 'stache joke...
I was pleasantly surprised!
"In the '60s I slept with many women, often outside in the mud and rain. It's possible a man may have slipped in there, there's no way of knowing."
We try to keep it high brow here… eh, who am I kidding. That joke just felt to easy and lame. Wasn’t worth it. If I did it I would have done Chaplin ’stache not Hitler ’stache. Do the image in black and white, photoshop a bowler hat on Dubi and boom. Perfect.
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
well...
it really isnt a Hitler-stache anyways
In Prust we Trust
"It's just pain."
This team has balls.
by Master Ov Brutality on Apr 20, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Henrik ’s quote made me die laughing . I wonder what else they say about him in the locker room about that stache. Id love to get a quote from avery
by XxC17xX on Apr 19, 2011 8:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Here’s what Avery said to me about it “it looks like a hundred mice walked across his lip leaving droppings all the way..” I’m just sayin lol
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 19, 2011 9:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And you like Archer? You sir, are my new best friend. Just don’t tell 8kpower, he gets emotional.
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"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
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I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
In Prust We Trust
"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
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Until the signal from the tracking device kicks in. Then… the hunt is on my friend. The hunt is on.
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
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"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
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"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
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by Kevin Power on Apr 19, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed good sir. Indeed.
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"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
awesome story
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
In Prust We Trust
"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
Follow me @8kpower
good reference sir
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 20, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
-1
John Tortorella - "This team has balls. It has had balls all year long."
by Reese's Pieces on Apr 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, hate that ad...
John Tortorella - "This team has balls. It has had balls all year long."
by Reese's Pieces on Apr 19, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I completely hate the add.
PRUSTOSTERONE!!!
by nathansfamous on Apr 19, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
This man shares my birthday and my love of friendly lady parts
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 19, 2011 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The only way
The only way Dubinsky’s stache could be more awesome is if was clean shaven in the first period and came out with it for the second.
Grow one in the locker room like Dennis the Hitman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyjr8Pl2KRk
Let me know how that works out for you . . .
Anyone have a pic of Earl, from “My name is Earl”. His stache is killer!
"Without rules, we'd all be swinging on trees, throwing crap at each other"
- Red, 70's Show
I was gonna post that last night actually but I felt more obligation to the mustache rides lol
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 20, 2011 9:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
someone should link ollie chasing the waffle, that cracks me up lol
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 20, 2011 9:19 AM EDT reply actions
I’d consider that more of just a sideburn than a stache…
by Mr. Avery to you on Apr 20, 2011 9:22 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
thats like the ultimate reverse mohawk
hair going up the sides of the face wrapping around the back of the head leaving a clean streak up the middle of his entire head
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
In Prust We Trust
"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
Follow me @8kpower
perhaps in boudreaus future?
I listen to Enter Sandman before taking exams. I wear the exact same jersey every Giants game. The Rangers goal song goes off in my head when I achieve small successes in life.
HEN-RIK
by BombersGmenBlueshirts25 on Apr 20, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions
this is boudreau's future
http://luvthatshirt.com/images/s21/221898.jpg
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Gotta keep the ’stache rolling Dubi !
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by RangerFanInChicago on Apr 20, 2011 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
The difference between my articles and the articles of… let’s say Nick Montemagno: My articles get pictures of Martin Van Buren, Ron Jeremy, Sterling Archer, Mel Gibson, Keystone Light guy, Mark Spitz, and Ron Burgundy.
When you read my articles you better do it with one eye looking through a monocle, sipping tea with a pinky extended. Top shelf reporting going on here.
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by George E. Ays on Apr 20, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
honorable mustache mentions
Larry MacDonald,
Paully from OC Choppers,
Matt Damon in The Informant, and
Keith Hernandez every day.
"Without rules, we'd all be swinging on trees, throwing crap at each other"
- Red, 70's Show
its actually...(and no offense)
Lanny McDonald…and i actually, now that i think of it, totally deserves more than an honorable mention…he’s a total badass.
In Prust we Trust
"It's just pain."
This team has balls.
by Master Ov Brutality on Apr 20, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Change that “M” to a “D” and it’s perfect.
@DigDeepNYR
"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
whoa
"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think it's you." Groucho Marx
In Prust We Trust
"Kovalev would work with Tortorella like a kitty would work in a microwave.
A lot of smoke and desperate clawing at the door. It wouldn’t work. It would just be a big, hot mess." -Dig Deep
Follow me @8kpower
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