I saw this online and I just had to share it.

Let me ask you a question: What is the first thought that comes into your mind upon seeing this picture? I've never seen something so abhorrently repulsive in all my life.

Pulling a 180 (I'm gonna take you to Mordor and bring you right back to the Shire), there's also this from the same website:

http://www.cafepress.com/+hockey_thong_you_think_you_can_score,312870309

Cool as this seems (especially by comparison), with Hank on guard, you gotta realize that you may never score on the object of your desire. The only type of block I don't want him making is a c**k block on me (or should I say the only type of save I don't want him making is saving my loved one's virginity).