Ode to Alex Frolov

I realize that the timing of this FanPost may not be the best.  I know that it has been over two weeks since Alexander Frolov signed with Avangard Omsk and officially ended his stint as a Ranger.  However, something about Memorial Day weekend and the weather outside has roused in me a sense of summer, and hence (especially in my family) the Beach Boys.  Now, I've deliberated on whether or not to write this "article" for a while.  I know things like this have been tried before and they can misfire or even backfire badly.  But, I figured I'd put it out there and let you guys be the judge - Hopefully it will suffice for offseason entertainment fare.

And so, I would like to present to you an Ode to Alex Frolov, sung to the tune of "I Get Around" by the Beach Boys.

[Join me after the jump for the lyrics]

Round round wrap around, I wrap around, Yeah
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(I wrap around)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(From town to town)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(I got a one track head)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(I'm making real good bread)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around

I'm Alex Frolov and I am pleased to meet you
I got the puck and I don't know what I'll do

I'm not skilled enough to make somebody miss
and I know better than to pass the puck to Chris [Drury]

(I wrap around)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(From town to town)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(I got a one track head)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(I'm making real good bread)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
I wrap around
(Round)
Wrap around round round, oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo

The long way around, now that is a safe bet
I'll make the long side short by going behind the net

To my knowledge, this has worked just solely once
and that was only thanks to a miraculous bunce*

(I wrap around)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(From town to town)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(I got a one track head)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
(I'm making real good bread)
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
I wrap around
(Round)
Wooo ooo ooo ooo

Round round wrap around, I wrap around, Yeah
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
Wah wa ooo
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
Oooo ooo ooo
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
Ahh ooo ooo
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
Ahh ooo ooo
Wrap around round round, I wrap around
Ahh ooo ooo

*Bunce = a sudden happening that brings good fortune (good S.A.T. word)

For those of you unfamiliar, or wanting to re-familiarize yourself with the song, you can visit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7Xs9WVNBU

[If this hyperlink to Youtube is against the rules, please forgive me. I'm willing to edit it out]