Lundqvist ties the knot this summer
by truebluesince75 on Sep 8, 2011 12:35 PM EDT
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Scott Burnside of ESPN is reporting that much to the dismay of women everywhere and Sean Avery, that Lundqvist was married this summer. Nice to hear good news in the midst of all the tragedy.
Sorry Avery, you need to find a new wing man. May I suggest Dubi. That pornstache must draw the ladies to him like flys to shit.
This 75 word limit is killing me. So as a space filler, I am reporting my amazement of actually seeing some blue sky in NJ. It has felt like England for the past week.
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Thanks for the distraction...
Hi-larious!
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dubi is engaged
Last st pattys I ended up at FIT at this girls place and we got on the topic of hockey. She said that a girl on her floor is dating one of the rangers “I think #17….brian or brandon…yea she goes to all of his games and get seats in the suites and stuff…they’re ebgaged actually he gave her a ring…” needless to say my mouth dropped…I had to pull a robberry on this girl, but she wasn’t around tht night :(
by polishBLUE on Sep 8, 2011 2:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
what's with these young guys all getting married
Staal, Cally, Dubi are all young guys living in the greatest city in the world. Have some fun while the girlies are interested. There is plenty of time for marriage later. At least wait until you are 30.
by truebluesince75 on Sep 8, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually I like them getting married, less of a distraction than being a popular bachelor.
by CrazyRangerFan on Sep 8, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
this assumes they are faithful
And being a popular bachelor isn’t always bad. Jeter has played it well and it rarely seeps into his professional life. But on the other hand, we have to endure A-Hole’s…. er I mean, A-Rod’s revolving door of women, including such train wrecks as Kate Hudson, Madonna, etc. And his shit, along with his gambling, steroids, sketchy cousins, permeates everything he does.
I just hear about so many players who cheat on their wives (whether the wives know or not) and it makes me think they should just stay single with all the temptation surrounding them. Distraction and groupies are there no matter the marital status.
by truebluesince75 on Sep 8, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You're young...
…and you think you have all the time in the world, but it’s amazing how quickly that calendar flicks by and your chances for “forever” dry up.
I’d rather they’d get married young and have a (hopefully) happy home life with that special someone, rather than them drifting through the years and different beds, not being able to find that touchstone, and wondering why there’s a feeling of vague discontent.
They’re multimillionaire athletes, they’ll have plenty of opportunities to find the right one. I agree with trueblue, might as well fool around while they can, come into practice stress-free, and enjoy the “perks” of traveling around the country.
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by Scratch and Snif on Sep 8, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT EVEN JOKING, 100% serious, I went to girl high school with a girl who “hooked up” with Dubi, MDZ and a third ranger whose name I couldnt get out of her.
by Zuppa Di Pesce on Sep 8, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I know a girl who hooked up with PA Parenteau last year. kinda weird that you know of people that know hockey players.
by CrazyRangerFan on Sep 8, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
and I knew a girl way back when who hooked up with Fatso
nothing has ever made me lose respect for a women faster.
by truebluesince75 on Sep 8, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
what a skank, a hockey groupie? wow, didnt think they existed in America
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by Archie Barberio on Sep 10, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
lmfao he said pull a robbery
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by Archie Barberio on Sep 10, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Callahan got married this summer too. Just kinda weird though being a hockey player. I met Patrick Kane at a bar this summer and no one even knew who he was. It was pretty weird seeing him (well obviously, but I mean seeing someone out of context). I mean the guy scores the Game Winning Stanley Cup Goal and he’s a nobody.
Lucky for me i’ve never run into a girl that was hooking up my favorite players. Talk about sloppy seconds.
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by RichieToGabbySCORE on Sep 8, 2011 5:45 PM EDT reply actions
The NHL Czar of Discipline called and contacted the moderators of this board. They are requesting for a temporary ban on you for two weeks……you can’t say oppyslay econdsay………remember what happened to Sean.
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Well…. That was the joke. And by Czar of discipline you meant Bettman right?
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by RichieToGabbySCORE on Sep 10, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The Post Office lost my invitation
either that or I’m just delusional
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follow link for pic of Hank's new wife
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When I told my wife, we both agreed that she was cute but not the caliber of woman we were expecting. Let’s face it, you don’t have to be gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) to realize Hank is one good looking man who dresses impeccably, even when grocery shopping. Hell, Avery has a man-crush on him. Check out his home page. So many posts are an homage to Hank or a pic of Hank. My wife I laughed at couple times when we were reading it. He must be taking this very hard.
Anyhoo, I am just happy to report good hockey news. Between the hockey deaths and 9/11, this week has been emotional hell.
in the second picture she looks a bit like ellen degeneres
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by Scratch and Snif on Sep 9, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah she aint all that
and you know Hank pulls in some hot puss all the time and thats what he marries? like I said, she must have the most banging * in the world
disappointed in you Hank, I really am, but all that matters to me is you play excellent hockey
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by Archie Barberio on Sep 10, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
damn Hank
I know that dude pulls way hotter puss than that, and thats what he is marrying? WACK SON!
she must have the best * in the world then, thats my only guess
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by Archie Barberio on Sep 10, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
my wife agreed she wasnt at his level and said she must have some quality he finds irresistible. However, she did not put it as eloquently as you.
by truebluesince75 on Sep 10, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
haha trueblue.
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You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out bitch - Ari Gold
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by RichieToGabbySCORE on Sep 10, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
lol but she knows exactly what I meant, she just wont say it, which she shouldnt, but she knows what I am talking about
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by Archie Barberio on Sep 11, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
my wife said she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
by truebluesince75 on Sep 11, 2011 6:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Henrik has been with thousands of chicks prolly
and this chick just happened to have the banging punani, she is just not very pretty
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by Archie Barberio on Sep 11, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
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