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I said that "we" are working hard at putting the December issue together but honestly Joe spends his weekends in abandoned warehouses putting money on monkey knife fights and Tony is probably rolling up his sleeves right now and putting pieces of a human body into a wood stove. Never look him in the eye. Please. For your own safety.
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Oh and how about Bryzgalov signing with the Oilers, huh? The 2013-14 season just got that much more entertaining. I wonder how one young, talented team like Colorado is arguably the best team in the league and another young, talented team like Edmonton is struggling so much... could it be that Patrick Roy is that good of a coach? Hmm. Anyway, that is just some stuff for you guys to talk about if you'd like to. We can also talk about how dreamy Ryan Gosling is and, if you'd like, make fun of me for watching YouTube videos of soldiers coming home to their families and enjoying a good cry. I do it about once a month. Having a good cry is important you guys... what the hell am I writing here? Anyway, PLEASE subscribe and PLEASE tell everyone you know about Blueshirts Monthly. It will help us out tremendously.
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