Hey you, yes you!
· -Be a liability in one of the three zones.
· - Have shown potential in a previous season and dropped in productivity since.
· - Be extremely inconsistent, or in your predecessor's case, consistently terrible.
· - Block Rangers fans on Twitter.
· - Be bombarded with hate from Rangers fans even after having a half decent game by your standards.
· - Make fans want to trade you for a bag of pucks.
· - Make your trade value plummet game by game.
· - Have your own MSG "Beginnings" episode.
If this position seems like a nice fit for you, please sign on the line below.
Our decision will be made by the Olympic break