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Rangers Whipping Boy Job Application

Hey you, yes you!

I see that you play for the New York Rangers, so with the trading of Michael Del Zotto to the Predators, there is now an opening for the position of team whipping boy. Are you interested?

Applicant must

· -Be a liability in one of the three zones.

· - Have shown potential in a previous season and dropped in productivity since.

· - Be extremely inconsistent, or in your predecessor's case, consistently terrible.

· - Block Rangers fans on Twitter.

· - Be bombarded with hate from Rangers fans even after having a half decent game by your standards.

· - Make fans want to trade you for a bag of pucks.

· - Make your trade value plummet game by game.

· - Have your own MSG "Beginnings" episode.

If this position seems like a nice fit for you, please sign on the line below.

Our decision will be made by the Olympic break

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