Welcome back to Video Breakdown where I blah blah blah with the yadda yadda yadda, let's skip the pleasantries and get right down to it.
Note Goal Scorer™ Tanner Glass scored a wonderfully sniped goal on Professional Meat Type Foodstuff Stealer™ Andrew Hammond last night.
So how did Noted Goal Scorer™ Tanner Glass get that open? Well that's because he went to Dartmouth College and is a pretty smart cookie.
Everyone thought that Noted Goal Scorer™ Tanner Glass made a mistake taking a slashing penalty while already short handed, but this was part of his ingenious plan to catch the Ottawa Senators off guard. As Based Hockey God Kevin Hayes™ carried the puck into the Ottawa end, Noted Goal Scorer™ Tanner Glass cleverly hides under MSG's ticker at the bottom of the screen which makes it harder for the Senators defense to find him.
Look at the sublime positioning of the stick on the ice ready to receive the pass and NGS™ in prime shooting position. Poor Meat Type Foodstuff Stealer™ has no chance.
Look in awe as the puck crosses the goal line, perfectly evading the hapless Ottawa netminder due to wonderfully placed shot by Noted Goal Scorer™ Tanner Glass.
As if we needed more evidence, we can see the goal light go on as the puck rests behind the ever present goal line as Noted Goal Scorer™ Tanner Glass shows his humility as he no sells the goal. Friends, this is a man who knows what it's like to score goals and has no need of celebrating them as if they were some grand accomplishment.
Let's all watch Noted Goal Scorer™ Tanner Glass snipe this beauty home and bask in it's wonderful glory.
(On a more serious note, nobody has ridden Tanner Glass more than I have for his lackluster play this year but I'm glad to see him score a goal. By all accounts he's a good dude in the locker room and off the ice and seems like a pretty decent human being who deserves this spot in the limelight. So congratulations Tanner, we all enjoyed this.)