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SCF Game 5 Open Thread: Deja Vu All Over Again

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2017 NHL Stanley Cup Final - Game Two Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images

Key to the series: home team wins.

Gary “Boo Me All You Want, I Don’t Care About the Fans” Bettman will hand over the Stanley Cup to Penguins’ captain Sidney Crosby on Wednesday June 14 after game 7 at PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh.

The stats just don’t matter in this series. The team that picks the singer for the National Anthem wins. Easy peasy. Game over.

So fuck Doc Emrick and his screeching whiny voice that just digs into my brain and makes me want to tear my ear hairs out. There’s gotta be something better on, right?

Right?

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Hypnosis Federation''s Mind, Body, Spirit, Fun Conference Photo by David McNew/Getty Images

Now bark like a dog!

I blame Tony.