Rangers Game Thread: Rangers Vs. Sharks
Man go in the water, shark in the water...
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(From Master of Disguise)
Mike's Player to Watch: Henrik Lundqvist
The Sharks took his brother. They tore his brother apart in five different ways and all the King could do was watch. His brother came in the water to save him from the Sharks when the king was in trouble. Two brothers go in the water, only one come out of the water. All the children cry. Water become a soup of flesh and blood. Marty Biron become a sports analyst in the afterlife. All of it a nightmare. A real life nightmare.
Look for Hank to make a statement against the Sharks this evening and avenge his fallen brother Martin Biron. Go for the gills and the eyes Hank, the eyes and the gills. And run in zig-zags! No wait, crap, that's for gators or crocs...
Let's Go Rangers!
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...