SCF Game 5 Open Thread: Home Cooking

OK, I may be a little slow but I think I have it figured out now.

Gary “Go Fuck Yourself” Bettman will hand the Stanley Cup to Penguins’ captain Sidney Crosby on Wednesday June 14 at PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh.

Throw out the stats. Forget about watching the games and having to count Doc Emrick’s ricochets/60.

Home team wins.

The party’s over.

It’s about fucking time.

Sorry about posting this thread this morning. I was locked out and couldn’t sign on to correct it.

I blame Tony.