My Trade Proposals Suck
MTPS: It Looks Hopeless Now. But the Rangers’ Path Back Starts Here.
The vibe around the New York Rangers has, justifiably, been not good. But like the man said, "In a New York minute, everything can change."
My Trade Proposals Suck
My Trade Proposals Suck is Blueshirt Banter’s series where Chip23 dives into hypothetical New York Rangers trades that are bold, controversial, and sometimes downright terrible. Each piece explores the roster, cap implications, and long-term direction behind the idea. The proposals may not be perfect—or even good—but they’re designed to spark debate and get Rangers fans thinking about what moves the team could make next.
My Trade Proposals Suck
MTPS: And the Mika Shall Inherit the Earth (or Southern California)
Mika was once the best deal the Rangers made in a generation—now he might be their best path forward. A deep dive into his rise, decline, and a bold trade proposal.
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MTPS: Could There Be Something Bruin with Borgen?
He’s not Rasmus Andersson, but in a seller’s market Will Borgen’s contract, reliability, and term could make him extremely appealing to a team like Boston chasing the playoffs.
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MTPS: Tro Must Go
Trocheck is the kind of player that every contender wants. But the Rangers are not a contender, so he's not a player who shouldn't be here after the trade deadline.
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MTPS: The Big But in an Artemi Panarin Trade
When the history of the New York Rangers is written, Artemi Panarin will be remembered as one of the organization's best free agent signings. The time has come for him to go, and the return may not be what we're hoping for.
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MTPS: The Long Road to Nowhere
A poor record, significant injuries, and lackluster play have the 2025-26 Rangers headed nowhere. But will rock bottom propel them up, or will they break out their shovels and continue to make the hole deeper?
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MTPS: Whoa Canada, Part Two: Dreaming Big—and Dumb—With Auston Matthews
Toronto made a historically poor decision in their handling of Mitch Marner. Are they about to do the same with Auston Matthews? If so, can the Rangers take advantage?
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MTPS: Whoa Canada, Part One: Taking Advantage of Toronto’s Meltdown
Toronto is melting down, the knives are out, and draft picks are suddenly looking very tempting. If the Rangers decide to sell, here’s how they could turn the Leafs’ panic into long-term leverage.
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MTPS: A Wild Time for Tro to Go?
The Hughes blockbuster may have cracked open a surprising door: a real, functional Trocheck trade fit. Is this the moment for the Rangers to reset their timeline?
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MTPS: How to Get Out of the Murky Middle with a Fix for the Top Six
They’re too good to tank, not good enough to contend. There might be help to be found in Vancouver—but not who you're thinking.
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MTPS: Selling the Bread(man) Before It Gets Stale
Panarin’s contract clock is ticking, the extension talks have stalled, and it’s time to face reality. Here are five potential trades that could reshape the Rangers’ future.
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MTPS: What To Do When Trocheck Returns
The Rangers finally have chemistry. And now Trocheck’s return could test it. Should Sullivan tinker or stay the course?